Terrible Advice for Parents - Preorder
This is the perfect guidebook for the parent who has no friggin clue on how to raise a child. Implement its lessons and your child will flourish. Ignore its lessons and your child will develop buck teeth, start wearing an onion sack, and make you wish its mother popped Plan B’s like Tic Tacs throughout the pregnancy. Don’t even think about burping a baby, teaching a child curse words, or chaperoning a field trip on painkillers until you’ve read this parental bible.
Book ships the first week of June 2025.
This is the perfect guidebook for the parent who has no friggin clue on how to raise a child. Implement its lessons and your child will flourish. Ignore its lessons and your child will develop buck teeth, start wearing an onion sack, and make you wish its mother popped Plan B’s like Tic Tacs throughout the pregnancy. Don’t even think about burping a baby, teaching a child curse words, or chaperoning a field trip on painkillers until you’ve read this parental bible.
Book ships the first week of June 2025.
This is the perfect guidebook for the parent who has no friggin clue on how to raise a child. Implement its lessons and your child will flourish. Ignore its lessons and your child will develop buck teeth, start wearing an onion sack, and make you wish its mother popped Plan B’s like Tic Tacs throughout the pregnancy. Don’t even think about burping a baby, teaching a child curse words, or chaperoning a field trip on painkillers until you’ve read this parental bible.
Book ships the first week of June 2025.